Today, a very special Paixao

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chibilinnet, our resident Vexen, sent me in the most fabulous application EVAR today. In fact, it wowed me so much with it's BRILLIANCE, I'm going to post it here.

Player's Name: Linnet
Age: 16 and three quarters
What Kingdom Hearts games have you played/watched/read?
AIM/email: ALL OF THEM, LOLOLOLOL!! INCLUDING THE SPECIAL SECRET KH3!
(through traveling through a dimensional vortex)
LJ: chibilinnet

Character: Chuck Norris
Series: Walker, Texas Ranger. Oh yeah.
Version: The awesome one.
Age: Immortal, for he created the
Gender: Manlier than any man that has ever lived
Sexuality: He impregnates both females and whiny uke boys that should
be females just by being there. >_> Chuck Norris gets them all.
Appearance: It is foolish to describe the awesomeness of Chuck Norris
using mere words alone. Not even a picture could properly show off the
sheer godliness of his Chuckness, for mere mortal technology cannot
properly convey the god-like aura radiating around him. And all those poor
fools who get close enough to tell his appearence get roundhouse kicked
in the face. Hard.
Personality: Chuck Norris rules with an iron roundhouse kick. He
doesn't take shit from anyone, and is so utterly awesome that all he has to
do is walk in a room and everyone either dies or gets kicked so hard
they tear a hole through the fabric of the universe and end up in the
seventh dimension. People cower just at the mere mention of his name, and
get roundhouse kicked by it. Not even Sephiroth is as cool as Chuck
Norris. Yeah.
Abilities/Weaponry: The mighty roundhouse kick. One kick kills
everything. No questions.
Weaknesses: CHUCK NORRIS ONLY HAS ONE WEAKNESS: HE DOESN'T!!!
History: Chuck Norris is said to have created the universe with a
single roundhouse kick, which prompted the Big Bang and started the known
universe as we knew it. Then he decided to let God do the rest of the
work while he went around being a badass and kicking things. The holes
they left in the fabric of the universe are known as black holes. 8D
When God was finally finished with Earth, and his Chuckness looked at
it, he decided he didn't like dinosaurs and roundhouse kicked the
planet. The dinosaurs died and humans were free to roam! Everytime Chuck
Norris saw an animal he didn't like, he roundhouse kicked it to
extinction.
Chuck Norris was so awesome, the humans begged him to entertain them
with his roundhouse kicks of awesome. So his Chuckness starred in
Walker, Texas Ranger, which let everyone know just how awesome he was.
However, one day, the poor fools that made up the Organization XIII
decided to create Paixao, which made the foolish mistake of sucking
Chuck Norris in. And Chuck Norris was pissed. He decided he was going to
roundhouse kick every single member, and then roundhouse kick Paixao for
good measure. And everyone in it.
In one kick.

Sample LJ post:
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the journal, so it ceased to exist.

Sample RP post:
When Chuck Norris awoke, he realized something was wrong. Very wrong.
For one, this wasn't a set, these were TREES. And fake trees. That
looked like glass. Two fruity fake trees and a gate.
This was not the set of Walker, Texas Ranger. Mildly annoyed, for
Chuck Norris doesn't get confused, he walked his way to the gate. Everyone
before him parted, sensing the man's great power. And great kick.
Except for the poor woman who attempted to greet him.
"Hello, welcome to Pa-"
She was promptly roundhouse kicked in the face.

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APRIL FOOLS!! :B
Please don't kill me. T_T;