...true. But still. Get someone to grab the Phantom of the Opera and have Ansem hire him on as a groupie. You'll have the angst AND the snazzy organ music.

At least Ansem didn't listen to the Disney influence, though, and make a Themepark...of Darkness. He'd totally have a ride in which little heartless puppets stand up and start singing, "It's a dark world after all."