paixaoooc | Behold!

Session Start (sopaixaolyic): Tue Jan 31 20:55:28 2006
Demyx: DARLING
Vexen: Ah, more idiots.
Zexion: Sigh.
Tris: ...You act almost like my siblings and I... only more vulgar.
Axel: LOVER. ...
Demyx: There you are. I was wondering when you'd come~
Allen: Um.
Tris: ...Nnn, my head hurts.
Allen: (how many lovers do you have?)
Marluxia: ....
Tris: That's one downside to wind-scrying...
Demyx: ( 56434)
Axel: Twelve.
:)
Allen: ... Oh.
Yuna: Oh my...
Tris: ...Twelve?
Zexion: You had better make that eleven.
Allen: ...
Vexen: Ten, actually.
Zexion: Ten, then.
Tris: I take it you're not from a monogamous culture?
Axel: PFT.
Vexen: But he just likes to delude himself.
Marluxia: Heh. Very much so.
Axel: I do not!
Demyx: And BACK OFF. The faerie's mine~
Marluxia: ....?
Tris: ...Faerie?
Allen: I haven't even got one, and you have ten? That's.. a lot.
Vexen: Now, now, children.
Yuna: Someone here is a faerie?
Demyx: Yes, and a cute one at that~
Tris: I would hope not.
Axel: Marluxia?
Demyx: The one and only
Marluxia: What?
Tris: Who's Marluxia?
Axel: Hahaha.
Marluxia: .....
Tris: And...
Vexen: King of the Faeries.
Marluxia: I hate you all so much.
Axel: HAHAHA.
Zexion: Why not queen?
Axel: I love you <3
Vexen: that would be Axel.
Marluxia: Please die.
Tris: For that matter, what kind of culture spawns so many people with the letter 'x' in their names?
Axel: A sexy one.
Allen: I really.. don't know.
Zexion: Heh.
Vexen: See, he's perfectly happy with the title.
Demyx: He totally is~
Marluxia: What the hell.
Tris: ...Is there anyone near... A silver, icy-looking gate?
Demyx: Dun think so.
Allen: Um..
Vexen: You are much better off going towards the center of the city
Allen: Wait, wait.
Tris: ...That's where I'm heading...
Axel: Take the train!
Tris: "Train"?
Demyx: ...
Holy crap
There was a train?
Zexion: That train is overrated.
Axel: ...
Yes?
Zexion: ....
Tris: What's a train?
Vexen: ...
Demyx: Ugggggggh.
Axel: ...........
Allen: I'm near the silver-icy gate!
Marluxia: ......
Axel: Demyx, you retard.
Vexen: ....
Allen: (I just realized)
Tris: You are?!
Demyx: We walked, like, 10 miles!
Axel: WTF?
HAHAHA.
Zexion: ..What is wrong with you.
Demyx: Shut up! Marluxia was having a hissy fit!
Allen: Yes!
Axel: How could you not notice?
Marluxia: I was not.
Demyx: You totally were.
Tris: ...But what's a train? Seriously.
Vexen: I am utterly speechless.
Marluxia: Shut up, Demyx.
Zexion: That big thing that moves?
Allen: A train?
Demyx: Hey, I'm right next to you. I can kick you off the bed since /I/ paid for it.
Allen: It's this big car thing.. that is apparently metal.. and uh.
Axel: And it goes toot toot.
Allen: it smokes
Yuna: It's a large machina, I believe. I'm going to be taking one soon myself.
Zexion: Ew, who's sharing a bed?
Tris: ...The loud thing that jolted me out of my sleep!?
Allen: ...not in that way.
Yes!
Vexen: It is a mobile object connected by compartments
Allen: It's very loud .
Tris: That's... transportation?!
Vexen: you ride it. Have you noticed the parallel tracks?
Allen: Yep!
Marluxia: I will kill you in your sleep.
Allen: I've gone on a train a couple of times..
Axel: You guys got a bed?!
Zexion: Oh, they're bonding..
Tris: ...Not really.
Yuna: I hope you aren't serious, sir.
Axel: And I'm not invited?
Allen: I wonder if it's different here.
Demyx: Mmkay~ Just dont take all the blanket~
Yup.
Vexen: I am not going to speculate.
Axel: You guuuuys.
Tris: ...Stop flirting.
Marluxia: Disgusting.
Demyx: Sorry! There was no space left!
Zexion: It never stops.
Marluxia: And you're hogging the bed. Move over.
Demyx: Finddffff
Tris: ...They're reminding me of my mothers flirting.
Demyx: You messed up my writing!
Allen: Miss Tris? I was wondering if you'd like show me around sometime. I'm kinda .. lost.
Tris: It's rather terrifying and disgusting at the same time.
Demyx: And now you have too much space. Now MOVE.
Marluxia: Stop being an idiot, then.
Tris: I don't know my way around, either, Allen.
Marluxia: No.
Axel: I want someone to sleep with. :/
Zexion: You have no idea..
Allen: It's better to get lost with another person.
Axel: Zexioooon.
Vexen: They are often like this.
Zexion: What do you want?
Tris: But these... journals have a map on them, too.
Demyx: I'm throwing you out the window.
Axel: Your body.
Vexen: This is why nothing is accomplished.
Allen: ...They do?!
Zexion: Too bad.
Allen: I didn't know.
Marluxia: Do you want to wake up with a scythe imbedded in your skull?
Vexen: Does it surprise you?
Tris: They do. There is a small... picture of a map.
Allen: No one have told me.
Axel: Where are you, baby?
Vexen: This is actually perfectly normal behavior
Demyx: Ooh, I'd like that a lot actually~
Vexen: be glad you don't know them
Allen: Ah...
Demyx: Why didn't we add that to the lyrics?
Yuna: Oh my...
Vexen: and probably never will
Marluxia: ....
Tris: This is them behaving normally?
Marluxia: How about no.
Zexion: Far away from you, that's for sure. Go crash Demyx and Marluxia's fun.
Tris: ...My poor brain.
Allen: ...
Demyx: Whut??
Marluxia: There is no fun involved here.
Yuna: You're all joking, right?
Vexen: It could be worse.
Demyx: Vexen can have Axel for the night!
Vexen: No thank you.
Marluxia: ...that is the most disgusting thing...
Allen: i hope they're joking.
Tris: Me, too.
Axel: I was going to it with S--Mmph.
Yuna: So do I...
Vexen: You children can go off and play. Vexen has work to do.
Demyx: See? Better being with me than him, right?
Allen: ...Are you guys joking?
Marluxia: You're all annoying.
Zexion: Sadly, no. Probably not.
Demyx: Love ya too~
Tris: Ow.
Marluxia: I would kill you now but I odn't want blood on the sheets.
Marluxia: ...don't, even.
Marluxia: Stop pushing me.
Tris: AGH MY-----------
Allen: My face is burning..
Demyx: You're still on my side!
Demyx: *push push*
Vexen: You can burn them and dispose of the evidence.
Marluxia: I like that idea.
Zexion: Oh, for... kick him off the bed already.
Marluxia: I am trying to.
Axel: *whine*
Marluxia: He's like a cockroach.
Axel: I'm lonely.
Yuna: You can't just kill someone like that!
Vexen: Bleach would help in washing off your hands. It would hurt, but it would erase all traces of DNA that might implicate you.
Axel: Where is KADAJ?
Tris: GODS CURSE IT TO PIJULE FAKOL!
Kadaj: Don't even think about it.
Marluxia: I think the pain would be worth it.
Axel: But baby,
Demyx: You hinting something, Vexen?
Demyx: Oh you masochist~
Tris: I am getting SICK AND TIRED of things hitting me in the face on the wind!!!
Vexen: You may want to change clothes before you kill them, that can also be used as evidence.
Marluxia: More like sadist.
Zexion: I believe we need to find a squirt bottle for Axel. He's actling like he's in heat.
Vexen: you should burn that too when you're done. Just a few suggestions.
Axel: jfklsjfls
Marluxia: And you are suprised by that?
Zexion: ..acting, actling, whatever.
Demyx: ...
Axel: I'll show you heat, baby.
Demyx: Moooove over.
Marluxia: No.
Demyx: Now you're taking the covers.
Zexion: Nasty.
Vexen: ...
Marluxia: fgfdhfd
Axel: <3
Marluxia: GET OFF.
Zexion: No.
Axel: <3
Zexion: No <3
Axel: <3!!!
Tris: Allow me to say this for wind-scrying.
Demyx: Omigoooood one more inch please!
Zexion: ...

Part I!